Ogaba

ØGABA

The Øgaba, or Ogaba as they are now called, were created by the prince of Umashia (the #1supplier of the world's felt and cotton) and here's how. When he was little he was always sad, and I mean ALWAYS (This is because of a mental disorder that could easily be cured today.) So his royal Draw-er of the Drawings (who I think is my great-great-great-great-great-great...great-great-great-great-uncle [give or take a few greats] and in a very important position) drew this cute picture of an owl/kitty thing called an Øgaba. (The image shown is a replica that I made after the MCA reading tests on Thursday.) Then the prince put it by his bed and when he went to sleep he accidently put the Umashian amulet on     the drawing, and when he fell asleep, tiny real øgabas (3") came out of the drawing and flew out the window. Then they gradually grew until they were seven feet five inches from the tip of its ear to its little toe claw. Then when Umashia sank into the sea, the øgabas FINALLY stopped coming, then everybody was saying "SAVE THE OGABAS!" (by then it had changed from øgaba to ogaba ) but then all the ogabas said: "Oh, tank yu fur try'n to sayb ush buh weally it'z de waleys dat need sayben, so tank yu but don furget da waleys" (they talk kinda wierd) and that's why people wanted to save the whales and all that stuff (see? Ogabas are nice.) Oh, and it's an ogaba's job to make people happy.

P.S's: p.s.#1: Øgabas were inspired by Totoros #2: Who cares about Atlantis, Umashia is like the Tutankhamen of lost civilizations! (it sank before people recorded that it existed) #3: Whenever it snows in April a thousand miles outside the arctic circle a baby ogaba is born. #4: The image was scanned so it turned out better than the others. #5: the word Ogaba doesn't have to be capitalized but it can be. #6: I think that was my longest post ever!

de ELEMENTALS

The ELEMENTALS must always be capitalized. I don't know why, maybe they just want to be noticed. Anyway, they were created when somebody mixed liquid nitrogen, thermite and a sunflower seed that was originally covered in chocolate but then he ate the chocolate, and put all this in a capsule made out of polymorph plastic (he was a professor at the University of Stuff, that's how he got all these materials) then had an unexpected spasm and the capsule flew out the window. Literally, he installed wings. Then it hit a tree and the earth ELEMENTAL was born.<--- it turns out they turn into a different creature depending on what they come into contact with. These were a HUGE success. Then this smart guy named Cornelius Brock  realized they could take over the world, and trapped every single one in a card. nobody really likes him, but safety first! And they don't seem to mind.